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Hey guys, it's Avery Wilds, and I am so
excited for you guys to join me today on

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Don't Tell Mom.

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This is all about the things you
shouldn't tell your wife or your mother,

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picking up sexy hitchhikers.

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I can't wait for you guys to tell me
what you think about it, and thank you

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again for joining me. See you later.

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Well, don't be too disappointed, okay? I
am disappointed. We didn't catch any

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fish.

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Well... It's a good lesson to learn for
next time.

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What lesson is that? Learn how to put
the bait on correctly?

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No, I think you're too loud.

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You've got to be quiet while you're
fishing.

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Not be blabbing your mouth. You're
scaring them all away.

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Come on. Don't make excuses.

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We both know that the reason why we
didn't catch any fish is because you

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unable to put the bait on correctly.

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All right.

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Maybe that's true. But either way, we
should tell Mom, right? So your mom

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thinks we at least caught one.

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But we put it back because we were being
kind.

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We don't let anyone else know. This is
between me and you that we didn't really

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catch anything.

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Why? Because nothing's more embarrassing
than going fishing and then everyone

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says, did you catch anything? And you
say no.

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So we say yes.

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You see, son, fishing is like hunting.
You've got to thought your prey.

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You've got to be quiet and silent.

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Oh, hello.

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Check out that little piece of ass.

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Dude, she's hot. We should go pick her
up.

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Pretty, pretty girl.

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Come on, after such a boring weekend, we
didn't catch any fish, we didn't get

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any pussy.

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Let's just pick up this girl and have
some fun.

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Back in my day, I would be banging babes
like that.

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Okay, relax.

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Mom barely kisses you.

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Hey, now.

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You seriously want to pick her up?

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Hell yeah.

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Well,

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then it will be up to you to make the
moves on her.

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Whatever you say, stepdad. Whatever you
say.

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Alright.

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Hello, hello.

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Hi, guys.

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I'm heading north into the next town. Do
you think you could take me?

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We are going that way.

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Come on in.

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Okay, you made me laugh. Of course.
You're the most beautiful girl I've seen

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week. Oh my goodness, thank you.

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As you said, I'm so hot right now. It's
so hot out there. I know, but what did

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your name was?

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My name is Avery. Nice to meet you. I'm
Nick. Nice to meet you.

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So I'm heading north. Can you guys take
me?

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Sure. Awesome.

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We're happy to give you somewhere
comfortable outside of that desert heat.

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Thank you.

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It is so hot out there.

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Do you guys mind if I change?

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Of course not. Go ahead.

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Okay, awesome. Thank you. Yeah.

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Thank you. I am just feeling so gross
and sticky.

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I'm... Well, Robe, we actually caught a
really big fish.

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A big fish?

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Do you know what kind it was?

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Uh, just a really, really big one.

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Wow.

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Okay, okay.

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Was it a big fish?

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Massive. Gargantuan. Yep.

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Okay. But that's why we put it back.
Because we were doing the right thing.

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Yeah, we care about the environment.

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I think these are yours.

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Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

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Yeah, well we're happy we can help you
out.

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Yeah, I really appreciate it. I was like
dying out here in the sun.

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Just sweating my tits off, you know?

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Literally, yeah.

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Wow. Yeah, we're so happy to help you.

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Oh my goodness. Well, thank you again so
much. It's so brutal out there.

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Alright. This feels so much better.
Yeah.

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So where are you guys headed?

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We are two or three towns more down this
highway, but we'll drop you off in town

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here. Okay, okay. So, um, are you
single?

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Oh, no, I'm married.

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You're married?

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Yeah. Are you single?

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Mm -hmm. Yeah?

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Yeah. How old are you guys?

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34. Oh, 34.

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And you? 22. Oh, my gosh, me too.

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That is so crazy.

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Oh, my gosh. I am so grateful you guys
picked me up. It's so hot out there.

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It's starting to cool down a little bit,
though. It's getting darker.

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Yeah, the sun is setting.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, maybe we should get going soon.
Are you guys going to head home?

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Yeah, after we drop you in this next
town, we're heading straight home.

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Okay, well, I know of a motel pretty
close by if you guys need to rest.

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Sure. Oh, that's a good idea.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Okay, well, I'd love to show you this
motel.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Cool.

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Awesome.

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This place is pretty nice. Yeah, it's a
nice room.

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There you go. There's your bags.

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Yeah, beautiful.

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Yeah. We should be comfortable here.

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Nick, if you want to sleep in the car
and make yourself comfortable, this has

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got to be a joke. No.

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You can take this back. What are you
talking about?

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Well, I just thought we'd be staying in
here for tonight.

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She touched my leg in my car.

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No. She even touched my dick.

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Don't make me tell mom, okay? She's into
me.

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Hey, can someone grab me a towel,
please?

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Yeah, I'll get it. I'll get it, no
problem.

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Be glad.

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Get some towels.

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You know, I didn't want him in here
anyway.

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How did a smart guy like you end up with
a son like that?

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He's not my son. He's my stepson.

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Yeah, but nothing to do with me, really.

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You know what I like about hitchhiking?

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What? You go on all different kinds of
crazy adventures.

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And when you're in the middle of the
road, no one knows your secret.

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I'm married. I have a wife.

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What? You don't love this?

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Oh.

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I do like this.

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Um.

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Ah.

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I just.

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Trying.

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As long as no one would know about this.
Right? I mean.

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No one.

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No one would know.

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No, no

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I like your little adventures, Nicole.

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I

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can

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be pretty adventurous myself, you know?

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How does this undo?

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Take this off.

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Oh yeah.

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Boing!

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Is my dad still around?

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Um, no. No, he's still around.

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It feels so good.

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I can't believe you thought you had a
chance.

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I bet you that old geezer couldn't keep
his dick hard.

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Okay. Okay, that's enough.

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That's enough of that. What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing here?

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Why? She heard me first.

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No, she was coming on to me.

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No, she wasn't.

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I was coming on to both of you.

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What? I was coming on to both of you.
No.

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Yeah. You're grounded, son. Go back in.
Don't make me. I'll tell mom.

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No, look, instead of fighting, you guys
should be working together.

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Are you cool with that?

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Okay, I guess I could be cool with that.
Just don't tell mom.

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Okay, I won't tell anyone.

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Hmm.

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Mmm.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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oh my god

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Ooh, Hitchhikers are such good slots.

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You know what I mean?

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She's a little adventure, this one.

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Oh, yes.

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I'm just like...

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Turn you around.

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I want you both inside me now.

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Okay. Okay.

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I like that idea.

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She is adventurous.

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Very. Wow.

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So that's really...

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Yeah. Bye.

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Bye. Using you like a little
Hitchhiker's slut should be here.

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It is.

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I'm so fucking tired

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Oh my god.

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That's so fucking funny.

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Oh, yeah.

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We should definitely go fishing again.

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Yeah. We sure should, son.

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And we pick up more hitchhikers.